Chat Post Sat, May. 19, 2012 129,038 notes
  • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: (Starts crying)
  • Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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“I got a dick full of helium, I’ll fuck you up.”


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ofmiceandtoilets: itsaconsequenceofbeingdead: sageminty: betweencases: thechimeraresistance: theticklishtruth: neddietrix: casuallysteverogers: casuallytonystark: siksta: THE AVENGERS. AWYEAH! TOY STORY 2. … FUCK. NO I WANTED IT TO BE THE AVENGERS. *CRIES* THE AVENGERS JUST GOT HOME FROM MOVIES! THE AVENGERS BITCHES Friends with benefits ¬¬ hahahahahaha… well, since that’s the only kind of relationship I can see myself in… that’s sort of accurate. The only difference is that I don’t have a friend like that. well, yet. Third Star. Oh god.  Scott Pilgrim 8D War Horse…shit. Iron Man. I AM IRON MAN! WOOO!  bahahaha the war horse post.

ofmiceandtoilets:

itsaconsequenceofbeingdead:

sageminty:

betweencases:

thechimeraresistance:

theticklishtruth:

neddietrix:

casuallysteverogers:

casuallytonystark:

siksta:

THE AVENGERS. AWYEAH!

TOY STORY 2.

…

FUCK.

NO I WANTED IT TO BE THE AVENGERS.

*CRIES*

THE AVENGERS

JUST GOT HOME FROM MOVIES! THE AVENGERS BITCHES

Friends with benefits ¬¬ hahahahahaha… well, since that’s the only kind of relationship I can see myself in… that’s sort of accurate. The only difference is that I don’t have a friend like that. well, yet.

Third Star.

Oh god. 

Scott Pilgrim 8D

War Horse…shit.

Iron Man. I AM IRON MAN! WOOO! 

bahahaha the war horse post.

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